Friday Afternoon Link Delight 9/4

1/2 of Sage Advice......How did it take Alba this long to make it to a Friday?

Very busy and the week has flown by so the only provided links are as follows:

Thigh of the week, Rosie Jones [Sharapova's Thigh]
Kouz & Head. A hot Eckstein. The merits of drafting a stinking Patriot in your fantasy draft. [619 Sports]

Friday Afternoon Link Delight 8/27

The DELIGHT
The guys at the Thigh never fail to unearth hot Australians. This week: Jessica Gomes [Sharapova's Thigh]
The Top Ten Things You Should Never Do At A Strip Club [The Bro Bible]
Katherine Heigl shows off her......[Don Chavez]
Last Sunday was a holiday; did you celebrate? [Gunaxin]
The Brett Favre All Stars: 10 Sexy Ladies Over 40 Who Still Got It. Our vote: #7 and #11 [Bleacher Report]

The COMEDIC RELIEF
"Whaaat's happening Peter?" It's Friday......look out for Lumbergh [Ice Ice Babies]
Seizing on the opportunity to stereotype Patriot fan [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

The LOCAL
Phillip Rivers gets his contract extension; celebrated with funny PR photos [Midwest Sports Fans]
Sports Illustrated's NFL writer Jim Trotter talks NFL news & notes with Josh & Jeff. [XTRA Sports 1360 The Drive]
MLB.com's Corey Brock talks all things Padres baseball with Josh & Jeff. [XTRA Sports 1360 The Drive]
3 Questions For Nick Hardwick [619 Sports]

The END
Enjoy your weekend and give thanks that we don't have to listen to Jordan and Earl on XX1090 anymore.

Friday Afternoon Link Delight 8/21

The DELIGHT
I like Gina Carano's face, but she got beat up last weekend, so.....50 reasons Gina Carano should stay out of the cage (the pictures are the tiny clear squares-click 'em) [Gunaxin]
Female Free Agent: Remember this Aussie from the 2009 Thignal Four? [Sharapova's Thigh]
Top 10 Most Underrated Babes Definitely Not Named Megan Fox [The Bro Bible]
This Was My Goddess in 1998--she's still pretty hot [Don Chavez]

The VIDEO
Tweet Box: Making fun of Celebrity tweets [Break Media]
Will the Vikings Suck This Year? Music Video [YouTube]

The PADRES
Padres' COO Tom Garfinkel talks about the future...and breakfast [XX1090-BP Show]
Donavan Tate: This is your (new) life (article w/audio) [619 Sports]
Kevin Towers talks after the draft deadline [XX1090-Darren Smith]
Hmmm...San Diego Padres to Implement the Wildcat Formation [Gaslamp Ball]

The CHARGERS
Kevin Acee talks Chargers after Seattle game [XX1090-Darren Smith]
Phillip Rivers talks Favre and other junk [XX1090-Darren Smith]
Matthew Berry of ESPN talks Fantasy Football [XX1090-Darren Smith]
Keeping an eye on the Chargers' rookies [Bolts From The Blue]

The ELSEWHERE
The story of each NFL team...told through classic rock anthems [Bleacher Report]
Hilarious satire. Law and Order investigates a 'violation' of Vikings' coach Brad Childress [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

The END
Nice work Darren Smith--good interviews this week.

Friday Afternoon Link Delight 8/14

The DELIGHT
This is Megan Abrigo the new co-host of a poker show on NBC called Face the Ace. Thank you Hot Clicks and for more pictures [Model Mayhem]

"I cannot wait to get my hands on Jennie Finch's Pro-Mounds"....it's not what you think...or is it? [Sportress of Blogitude]

THE VIDEO
You must go and watch the Padres/Braves brawl of 1984. 29 minutes of pandemonium. [Gaslamp Ball]

More Brawling. Watch Kevin Youkillis charge; throw helmet like a sissy; then get tossed to ground by thin framed pitcher. Not too many places you can still see this footage per MLB's rules [Fack Youk]

Astute analysis of Jessica Simpson's purpose via Tweet Boxx [Break Media]

The LOCAL
"The Padres would like your attention"-Youngsters starting to step it up. An article with sound. [619 Sports]
Kevin Towers talks with Darren Smith about 1st round draft pick Donavan Tate and other stuff [XX1090]

The NATIONAL
Bill Simmons writes about being a fan in the steroid era in Living in the Shadow of Steroids. [ESPN]
Eagles, Vick a near-perfect match [Peter King-SI.com]
Snap Judgement: McNabb and Vick in Philly can't be a long marriage [Don Banks-SI.com]
Vick Press Conference [ESPN]

Did you know that in studies done regarding similar traits found in serial killers that nearly across the board they all had histories of killing animals? I'm not so much drawing a correlation as I am showing you that I can remember obscure facts.....

The END

Friday Afternoon Link Delight 8/7

The DELIGHT
Thigh of the week Bahara Golestani...nice find. [Sharapova's Thigh]
Additional recognition of the Sage via beach photos [Sharapova's Thigh]
Oregon State Beaver Alum Sara Jean Underwood [Gunaxin]

The VIDEO
With the Cromartie Twitter fine earlier this week it wouldn't be right to not look at more idiotic tweets courtesy of Tweet Boxx [Break Media]
The 50 most bad-ass moments in sports history [Hot Clicks]

The LOCAL
Bolts win their first Super Bowl [619 Sports-Ello]
Twitter and Sports [619 Sports]
Nick Hardwick is against speaking in the 3rd person. Avenging Jack Murphy concurs. [XX1090-Darren Smith]

The fellas at Gaslamp Ball have an enchanted evening with Padres' COO, Tom Garfinkle---he of the appropriately timed Austin Powers' quotes [Gaslamp Ball]

The END
There's a lot of other great stuff out there but I'm tired.

Friday Afternoon Link Delight 7/31

The DELIGHT
Never been a huge Shakira fan.....that has officially changed. I want to dance [Sharapova's Thigh]
The 20 Sexiest Rock Star Spawn [Coed]
What is Denise Richards really known for? [Funny or Die]

The VIDEO
Tweet Boxx-From Pac Man Jones to Sarah Palin....."Joe Six-Pac-Man?" [Break Media]

We've featured a couple of DJ Steve Porter's remixes. Here's the Vince Sham Wow remix [DJ Steve Porter]

The AUDIO
Strasburg a Padre? Are We Dreaming [619 Sports]

Ed Hochuli's a stand-up guy. How can you not like him .....even if he did f#*$ us out of a win last year [XX1090-Scott & BR]
Kevin Acee talks Charger position battles [XX1090-Darren Smith]
AJ Smith is funny, then talks Chargers [XX1090-Darren Smith]

The WRITTEN WORD
Geoff Young's weekly Padre analysis. An interesting take on evaluating whether or not the youngsters are getting a fair shot and if they are performing. Not as good as the Shakira video, but entertaining nonetheless [Ducksnorts]

Ricky Henderson to the Hall of Fame....(could he be the one HOFer that Canseco hinted was a PED user)....Ricky and Me [619 Sports]

The END

Friday Afternoon Link Delight 7/24

The DELIGHT
The 69 sexiest woman dressed as Wonder Woman [Manofest]
Aussie Erin McNaught: Thigh of the Week [Sharapova's Thigh]
Did Heather Graham Do This On Purpose? [Don Chavez]

The VIDEO
The top ten women car wash scenes [Uncoached]
More Tweet Boxx......Ron Artest raps about Viagra and his swagger [Break Media]

Enjoy some Ben Harper while you scroll down and read some of the crap that I wrote this week. Seriously.

The AUDIO
Trade Adrian Gonzalez? [619 Sports]

In an interesting admission, Kevin Towers laments the fate of any poor soul who dare take the job of Hitting Instructor for the San Diego Padres [XX1090-w/Darren Smith]

Which free agents will the Chargers ink after '09 [619 Sports]

The WRITTEN WORD
LaDainian Tomlinson versus Emmitt Smith: Comparing Career Arcs [Bolts From The Blue]

Tom Krasovic has a blog and still covers the Padres. Bet he wishes he didn't. [InsideThePadres]

These two letters are funny insights into being fans of teams that suck. The "Padres" could just as easily be substituted for Pirates.....although the Padres don't really hold a candle to some of the young talent shipped off by the Pirates, which is quite sad.

Dear Pirates: We'd like some of your players too...[The Legend of Cecilio Guante]
Dear Desperate Mets Fan [The Sports Enchilada]

The END

Friday Afternoon Link Delight 7/17

The DELIGHT
I'm in the "Erin Andrew is overrated" camp (I think it's a very small faction within humanity). But you have to admire this dress that Erin Andrews wore to The ESPYS (what's with the clodhopper shoes though?).....click to go see a bunch of other starlets wearing the same dress and notice the one feature that makes Erin's presentation better. [Hot Clicks]

In Honor of the British Open.....British chicks [Gunaxin]

The VIDEO
More Tweetbox .....Ochenta y Cinco's retardation is featured [Break Media]

Need more evidence that Chris Berman is a douche? Watch TMZ interviewing Evan Longoria w/ Berman in the background [TMZ]

The AUDIO
Padres Report Card part I [619 Sports]
Padres Report Card part II [619 Sports]

Kevin Towers [XX1090-Darren Smith]
Bob Scanlan [XX1090-Coach]

Phillip Rivers and how he let that HS kid beat him [XX1090-Darren Smith]
Gary Wishard who serves as Antonio Cromartie's agent. Does not say definitively whether or not he has recommended a vasectomy [XX1090-Scott&BR]

The WRITTEN WORD
Your Favorite Team is Probably Not That Popular. Where do the Padres rank? [Jorge Says No]
More Baseball HOF opinions analyzed [The Daily Something]
Analysis--Selig: No more rehab for PED returnees [It's About The Money Stupid]

Top Ten Reasons for Romo/Simpson Split [Gunaxin]

The END
Enjoy the weekend singing the new Misfits' anti-tribute to Chris Berman

Friday Afternoon Link Delight 7/10---Anniversary Edition

The DELIGHT
Yesterday's SI.com Hot Clicks brought us Eva Longoria. For a direct link to an EL gallery [Maxim]

Lorena Bernal: Wag Watch #11.....be careful where you view this one [Gunaxin]

The VIDEO
How did the Dodger's welcome Manny back? With a baby shower of course....[Gunaxin]

Passive aggressive attacks on idiotic celebrity Twitter Tweets [Tweet Boxx: Break Media]

I'll go ahead and pimp my own post showcasing DJ Steve Porter's AI/Practice take [AJM]

The AUDIO
Elsten and Ello explore whether AGon should take a rest in, Pooped out Pads Fall Into Last Place [619 Sports]

GM Kevin Towers talks Hairston trade and the minutiae of sucking [XX1090-Darren Smith]

VP of Scouting Grady Fuson talks about acquisitions from Oakland........and the minutiae of sucking [XX1090-Coach Kentera]

The WRITTEN WORD
Charger Fans....this should begin firing you up [Bolts From The Blue]
2009 Charger Preview by the Gridiron Experts...don't know if they're experts but I liked what I heard [Gridiron Experts]

AJM's Best (eh, kind of).......Anniversary Edition
Dan Shaughnessy: "You Suck San Diego" [AJM]
What Can Brown do for you? [AJM]
Steely Moments in Civil Disobedience [AJM]
Jake Peavy Hates You Bloggers [AJM]

The End
Have a great weekend.....and don't worry about this blog.....it's all growns up.

Friday Afternoon Link Delight 7/3

Brook Burke says happy 4th of July......if you're unlucky enough to be working then enjoy the following distractions.

The DELIGHT
Thigh of the Week: Olivia Wilde [Sharapova's Thigh]

Journey to a link dump. Plenty of nice stories. See the picture of Debra? Good....click her name...now!!! [Busted Coverage]

In honor of Wimbledon [Hollywood Tuna]

The VIDEO
This is a great link because it shows a video of Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Bar Rafaeli and follows it with a perfectly appropriate Adam Samberg song. This link is both hot and hilarious [Brahsome]

Do you think Twitter is crap? Whether you answer yes or no, it doesn't matter. This is hilarious-watch it [Break-Tweetbox episode 1]

The AUDIO
Elsten and Ello argue over which closer to choose with the fate of man kind at stake in "Hoffman or Rivera?" [619 Sports]

Padre Draft Class of 2008 with Grady Fuson [619 Sports]

Darren Smith talks with Kevin Towers about the trade deadline and Jake Peavy's ankle...doesn't look good [XX1090]

The WRITTEN WORD
Another good baseball blog weighed in on Hall of Fame consideration for Trevor Hoffman and Mariano Rivera [The Daily Something]

The Hall of Fame Guidelines and Steroids [Jorge Says No]

"When Sports and Baby Names Collide" takes a look at the influence that sports figures have on names given to children. For example: I think Brady is a cool name but I could never name my son after a douche bag QB from New England. Read on...[The Legend of Cecilio Guante]

The END
-Have an excellent holiday weekend

Friday Afternoon Delight 6/26

She is a sideline reporter for the NHL. For more...[The Legend of Cecilio Guante]

Farrah Fawcett Tribute [Gunaxin]

Link Potpourri...Leeann Tweeden pic...very nice [Sharapova's Thigh]

How bad ass is new Charger LB, Larry English? As bad as his momma! [Union Tribune]

Money being Money-Isotopes making money off of ManRam [619 Sports]

Chargers in Oceanside? [619 Sports podcast]

Is life ever good enough? The only weekly Padre write up where you also get Charles Mingus [Ducksnorts]

Top Ten Songs To Fight To [Gunaxin]

Watch the stuff this kid does with a bat....then click this link for more [Hot Clicks]

Friday Afternoon Delight 6/12

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Thigh of the Week

Morning Wood

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