Saturday, February 28, 2009
Matt Cassel Traded to the AFC West
How does this affect the landscape of the AFC West? What about the Patriots now having the Bolts' 2nd rounder as well as the Chiefs'?
ESPN Reports...Click
Boston Globe Reports...Click
Crazy Patriot Fans React Comically...Click
Tom Brady destroys career (Thank You) with Giselle marriage...Click
Shhhhhh.......we have a stalker.
Be careful....there's someone watching this site.....
.....he thinks you are all a bunch of powder blue wearing homos....ooops, sorry,
shhhhhh.....be careful!
The Michael Jackson/Rockwell versions were disabled...sorry.
Friday, February 27, 2009
A Commentary on Peter King's Ramblings: see Irony
Peter King of Sports Illustrated will, from time to time, present his reader with valuable inside information. The remainder of his articles are filled with superfluous anecdotes of saved voice mails from Brett Favre and idiotic wagers that hinge on the payment of lattes from Starbucks. The weekly leg humping he gives Favre is inappropriate and all too messy.
But the bottom of King's barrel gets scraped when he begins waxing poetic about pop culture. Clint Eastwood's performance in Gran Turino or the idiocy that is King's evaluation of the Academy Awards has no bearing on why I would visit SI.com. Seriously....are you auditioning for the cultural abyss left by the departure of Ebert & Roper (God rest Siskel's soul)? Your stream of consciousness ramblings are beyond useless and frankly, quite retarded.
Having said that.....I absolutely love Wednesday nights and the Mind-Fuck that is Lost. The messianic figure of Locke/Bentham murdered at the hands of Benjamin Linus.......his resurrection...and ultimately his redemption? I LOVE IT!!!!
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Radio Talent For Hire
May the torture never end? The September collapse of the '07 Padres followed by the shocking collection of talent on display during the '08 campaign were gutting to say the least. The high expectations of the Chargers in both '07 and '08 only to be left asking: "Why God? Why have you forsaken we?"
The meandering month of February, where we wait for both the NFL Draft and MLB Opening day, is akin to being water-boarded in a secret eastern European CIA prison. The torture is further dispensed via the impending (?) cut of LT and the horrible daily sports radio we are subjected to from 3-7pm each day.
There is radio TALENT out there, though......they just aren't on the radio! Instead they find themselves blogging furiously like Bruce Lee's fists! Who is this I speak of? I speak of the bludgeoned staff of XTRA Sports 1360 AM: Craig Elsten and Chris Ello. It would be nice to have some knowledgeable locals to listen to on the drive home each day but it is not to be.
Fear not sports-fans.... those of you who are pining for the days of knowledge are also the same people who know how to read..... and LIKE to READ! To you, I say: "Check out the 411 on 619 Sports."
619 Sports Blog with Craig Elsten and Chris Ello
Forthcoming: "A More Swiftian Modest Proposal".....we have a take on how to handle HOF inductions during the steroid era. In the meantime you can check out Elsten's "Modest Proposal": Click Here.
Editor's note: The above picture is in fact an ABC water-boarding demo and not a Golden Shower courtesy of Charlie Gibson...
Monday, February 23, 2009
The XX1090 Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good
"We don't need a Hall of Fame Running Back"
There are those of you who have read the above quote and you're ready to stone an effigy of AJ and then light it ablaze on the flagpole of Charger Park.....and rightfully so! Those are AJ's words! How dare he talk about future Hall of Famer LaDainian Tomlinson in such a way!
Then there are the rest of you. Those who are active readers, the ones who ask questions and make inferences. Right now you are asking whether or not that is the quote in its entirety. You've also probably asked, "What was the subject of the article?". What you have asked for is the all important "Context". With creative editing absent context we could be trumping up charges of treason on half of the Cable News talking heads out there.
Why do we bring this up? Oh, yes.... another gripe with XX1090's Bleacher Bums!
The afternoon drive team selected a three day old UT article to try and illustrate how AJ is disrespecting LT yet again. For the record we are NOT AJ Smith apologists, by any stretch. We put him on blast for the last pissing contest he had with LT because he was in the wrong but the quote from the UT on Friday was innocuous and given by the Bleacher Bums without any context. Let's examine, because reading comprehension is important...
"I like them," General Manager AJ Smith said of this year's class of backs. "There's a lot of them. There are a bunch of guys who can help us. We don't need a Hall of Fame running back. You need a guy who can help you win championships."
DAMN AJ SMITH!
How about a little bit of context? The article was regarding the 2009 Draft and how the Chargers could seek to find the eventual replacement for LT. Not enough? O.K. here's the title of the article:
Chargers are looking to the draft to tab future running back
So what did AJ mean by not needing a HOF running back? O.K. We can provide more context...here ya go...
"You don't go out and draft a Hall of Fame running back. They become Hall of Fame running backs on their own merit. You go out and draft championship-level running backs. In the early stages, from what I see, there are championship-level running backs out there."
AJ Smith is a dick, no doubt, but we don't see this in any way as a slight against LT. He is assessing the current and future needs of the Chargers and adeptly makes the point that quality running backs can be found in later rounds of the draft (see: Michael Turner (5th) and Darren Sproles (4th)). The 1st round guys may be talented (Wells and Moreno) but they only become HOF caliber through dedication and hard work. Drafting HOFs is not the goal of a GM. Drafting players who can contribute to a championship is the criterion a GM looks for. To label guys as future Hall of Famers in April is foolhardy.
Now if this story was actually a "story" then we'd be hearing a national media uproar similar to the whole 'mocking LT' bit last month. SI.com's Jim Trotter would be calling in to Darren Smith's show talking about the arrogance of AJ. Kevin Acee would be running damage control for AJ's loose lips and Shannon Sharpe would be flapping that gigantic tongue of his all the way from Georgia. Not to mention the Charger Fan backlash that would have overwhelmed the UT blogs and all local radio programs. Have any of these things happened after an article that was written three days ago? Not word one until today..... by the Bleacher Bums.
Too much bad information and poor analysis coming out of these guys. If XTRA1360 is talking about golf we should be able to turn on XX1090 without the fear of being inundated with falsehoods and off base commentary. In addition to the analysis gone awry we were continually told by DI Earl that this quote was on Kevin Acee's blog and was entirely separate from the aforementioned article. This just wasn't the case. Acee's Bolt Blog said nothing regarding the above quotes.
Charger and Padre fans deserve better. We should be able to turn on the radio and acquire up to date and unfiltered information even if it's absent the analysis we feel we deserve. The Bleacher Bums have improved some of the technical aspects of their show but today was just straight junk. They would have you believe that this was their "interpretation" of the story.......we say it was the sort of reading comprehension snafu that generally occurs in students prior to reaching high school.
We'll go ahead and apologize to the Bums if a national uproar ensues regarding AJ's quote but in the meantime this is something that John Lynch needs to examine.
Sunday, February 22, 2009
A-Rod's Oscar Snub
"I was young and curious."
- Sounds like the title to a Club magazine photo shoot featuring two experimental college coeds (or so I've heard).
- Usually curiosity is followed by careful research which ultimately leads to the elimination of ignorance......however, ignorance would probably preclude A-Rod from making this connection.
"Good Question Bob....." (see 3:55 of the video)
- A-Rod's way TOO excited to answer this question...we can tell that it's one he was prepped for. Over Acting--very Pacino-esque a la Heat.
- Who wrote this screenplay?
"The one thing I can lay my pillow at night is, I entered this game when I was 18: I had my best year when I was 20: and I had my other best year when I was...in 2007...so that, foul pole to foul pole, is pretty good."
- More bad dialogue...We do like how A-Rod is hanging his hat on the 2007 campaign especially now that news is breaking that he paid for an unsavory character, who was banned from MLB clubhouses in 2001, to travel with him during....you guessed it...the 2007 season. An award winning drama in the making....
- At least get your proverbs right.
- Much better.
- You're a 32 year old cheat who's bangin' Madonna. I'd set my personal bar much lower than changing the world...that's just me, though.
- Fair enough but know that people are digging and if they find something (like this banned Dominican Trainer fella) you're, as they say in the Ol' Country: FOOKED!
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
The $7 Buck Cup?
Word on the Street.........cheaper beer at Petco this season. Darren Smith of XX1090 spoke with Sandy Alderson today and many things were said....the only thing we heard was cheaper beer. Hooray Beer!
We asked for it, not two weeks ago.
Click and hear about beer.......
The cheap beer news does create a conundrum for this blog, though.
We have been contemplating a URL name change as our current name is too Masshole-centric. The name that seemed to be best suited for us was a spin off of how we have been labeling all of our Padre Posts: The $9 Buck Cup Of Misery...
Cheaper beer prices for '09 squashes that plan......not that we're complaining.
As of today we are soliciting any suggestions for a new URL...
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
A Bone To Pick with XX
"NFL EXPERT Peter King said, 'I think the Chargers would be wise to move on from LT'. That's SI.com writer and NFL EXPERT Peter King's opinion, not mine".
This bit of information was popped in right before a commercial break by Jordan Downtown and there was no further elaboration. The point seemed to be that there was an Expert out there who felt it.....an Expert out there who said it.....Peter King is an authority and Expert on the NFL....Therefore Peter King's opinion should be accepted in good faith and taken as NFL gospel.....Peter King said it San Diego and, 'You need to accept it'......don't shoot the messenger (Jordan).
Whether LT should stay or go is incidental. Nor is it of primary importance that the comment was incendiary in nature as there was no legitimate set-up to the quote or discussion afterwards. It was simply dropped in before the break.....and the listener was asked to accept it as sound analysis due to the source: Peter King......Your NFL "Expert".
There are many people who are granted the title of "Expert" in a wide array of fields. Look at any case that makes it to court. The Defense always counters the Prosecution's "Experts" with their own set of "Experts". Their goal....to convince the jury that their opinion on the matter is MORE "Expert" than the opinion that stands in opposition.
How about Experts in terrorism? Richard Clarke held the title of "Terror Czar" leading up to the 9/11/2001 attacks which essentially meant he was thee terrorism Expert. He was the Expert who was most correct in his analysis of the threat by a terror organization known as al Qaeda. But there was another group of Experts who thought his national security assessment was a bit too dire and did not require immediate attention. Those Experts carried titles such as National Security Adviser, Secretary of Defense and a few other notable positions at the top of our government's hierarchy. Ironically it was Richard Clarke who offered apologies in the wake of this tragedy.
Those two examples serve to illustrate the point that anybody can be called an Expert but that the label in and of itself does not signify infallibility. We know this to be true. Infallibility is not a common trait amongst men.
Here is the big issue though. When you have a wide reaching forum (a XX1090 Radio Program) and you throw out a statement such as, "Peter King is an Expert. Here's what he said. Accept it as fact because I attached the Expert label.", it creates a problem because it gives the audience license to accept the author's opinion as a given. Why do any research on our own? We've already been told that an expert said it! The question, good listener/reader, should really be: Who is this Peter King fellow, Expert of NFL Goings On?
I am here, XX listeners, to share with you some valuable insight regarding Mr. Peter King. On Sunday evenings as well as Super Bowl Sunday we are treated to what amounts to the game of the week and it is broadcast by NBC (Forget MNF-It's DEAD). There are many Experts who sit on the pre-game panel for NBC's game of the week....broadcast Experts such as Bob Costas, Dan Patrick, Keith Olberman, ET AL. Then you have your former football players who are Experts in game strategy, formations, and general information that only former Grid Iron Greats have experienced and understand therefore seem best equipped to explain to the lay fan. Then there is your print journalist who contributes to the show. He is also an "Expert" and he shares all of his scoops with the public. This Expert's Name is Peter King.
Oh where to begin?
The panel of Experts for NBC included Matt Millen during the Super Bowl. Matt Millen is the worst General Manager in the history of football. This is not hyperbole nor is it opinion! It is an indisputable fact yet NBC saw fit to have him espousing his views cultivated as an NFL Insider for the last two decades...installed as an EXPERT. Be weary of the man who bears the crown of Expert (and engineers 0-16 teams).
You see, the hallmark of any successful franchise, is the stockpiling of WRs
Question anyone who would pawn off Matt Millen as an Expert in educating football minds! This new found skepticism will then force you to more closely analyze Peter King's viewpoints. Peter King, the Expert, chose the following teams for his Final Four this year: New England, Jacksonville, Dallas, and Minnesota. Not very Expert. Do you know who he picked to win the AFC North? Browns. Wild card Picks? Colts and Jets. Hmmm....what's missing?
Steelers missed the playoffs!?!?!?!
Expert?
Bleacher Bum Jordan expects you to take his word that Peter King is an "Expert" but we will ask that you suspend acceptance of that belief until you read a part of his weekly SI.com article:
Enjoyable/Aggravating Travel Note of the Week
Would you take those crazed rambling as those of an Expert? It sounds like the lunacy of a blogger who writes of inane concepts like The Holy Trinity of Jessicas and somehow tries to equate Brett Favre of the Jets to the Pussycat Dolls. Writing about "stupid shit" is in the realm of expertise for this blog so please don't ever confuse my football "Opinions" to be that of an "Expert".....unless I'm discussing "stupid shit" as my credentials are unmatched. In short, don't let Peter King do your thinking for you (he's frequently wrong).
Peter King Musing About A Fat Steeler Fan or Pictures of Jessica Alba?
This has been a treatise on the misapplication of the "Expert" label in all aspects of life. It was not so much an attempt to nitpick XX1090's host but to emphasize the importance of inquiry as opposed to the acceptance of random opinions as dogma.
The intended purpose was also to speak for the Fans.....The fans of San Diego Sports.
That loyal group of Fans who oddly enough seem to be in the minority these days.....never the less, our loyalty to the Chargers and Padres will be rewarded......someday.
Just Tryin' to Keep it Real....
~For More Peter King "Ridiculousness": Click Here
Monday, February 9, 2009
A-Rod Takes Lesson From The Rocket's Handling of Steroid Issue
Rodriguez was red with embarrassment but came clean with Peter Gammons earlier today.
I'm disappointed. I've hated A-Rod since he was with Seattle and was getting ready for free agency. He was asked (I think it was the Chris Meyers show on ESPN) what was more important at that stage of his career: to have a chance to win a title or to get the big contract? I couldn't believe it when he said "Big Contract"! This from a guy who had 5 years of service time and the $ from being a #1 overall draft pick. What a cock! I was glad that Nomar was the SS of the day for me. But I'm still disappointed.
I grew up collecting baseball cards and memorizing the numbers....
What do we say? The years from 1985 on carry the steroid asterisk? '85 was the Topps McGwire Olympic card which seems like a good jumping off point but to be safe perhaps 1980 is the year. Those cards might be a good investment right now.
What else should we be pissed about? Try the cost of attending a game. Every time a guy juiced it was for the express purpose of padding his numbers and boosting the available dollars in his next contract. The players got rich and we footed the bill.
Oh well. I'm a baseball fan and I'm still going to games this year. I just won't be giving too much weight to any of the numbers these guys throw up. "They" say the numbers don't lie ....except for the last 23 years.
Sunday, February 8, 2009
Facelift @ The $9 Buck Cup
"Ehhh.....they finally removed the Posters of Trevor and Khalil....they got half of CY up!"
to which the Missus replied:
"Yah. I don't know if he's the answer...."
Good thing the Wifey is here to tell it like it is.....
OF NOTE:
The Cleveland Cavaliers Adidas warm-up jacket is dope...
Friday, February 6, 2009
The Bush Era Ends...again
This picture says everything you need to know about our success in drafting and developing home grown talent. The Padres have released 2004 #1 overall draft choice Matt Bush, out of Mission Bay HS, due to another off the field incident. This was reported yesterday by the UT.
There are quite a few players who were drafted in the first round of 2004 who have made their respective clubs and contributed mightily. Justin Verlander, Stephen Drew, Jered Weaver, Phillip Hughes and Huston Street are just a few who have exceeded what our monumental bust has achieved. Matt Bush and Ryan Leaf, forever synonyms.
It's all the more painful when you consider that there was an older shortstop out of Arizona State who was still available in the second round of the 2004 MLB Amateur Draft...he's been pretty successful so far.
Favorite quote of all time, which will be paraphrased, as it was uttered roughly two years ago. From the mouth of our General Manager Kevin Towers, who's previous post was as a SCOUT, regarding the prospects of Matt Bush being converted to a Pitcher after failing as an everyday shortstop...
There you have it.....our General Manager took a guy NUMBER ONE who he never saw play as a Short Stop. (some will say it was a pressure "on the cheap" pick by ownership to which we say: "show some principles and BALLS....resign in protest!")
For more painful reminders of Padre Drafting Ineptitude: Click Here.
EDITOR'S NOTE:
Found original quote from KT in the NC Times. Click excerpt for entire article:
[Padres general manager Kevin Towers never saw Bush play a position at Mission Bay High.
Towers, however, saw Bush light up the radar gun at 98 mph in the 2004 CIF San Diego Section Division III championship game when he pitched the Bucs to the title.
"And I loved his arm," Towers said.]
Patriots 'Franchise' Cassel
What does it mean to slap the non-exclusive franchise tag on a player? Excellent question...let's find out!
Click Here for link to Boston Globe article. Read below for the most relevant excerpt of article:
We read the above excerpt and found exactly what we wanted to hear....the Pats are doing something that does not jibe with past front office decision making....we likes! Belichick is no dope though, so we'll have to stay tuned.
"Beat LA" Chants Fall On Deaf Ears
Like Christmas Day all over again.
Lakers 110
Celtics 109
~Los Angeles Times Article
~Boston Globe Article
~Additional Musings....of an A-Hole
We've said it before. We'll say it again. LA is really far away from SD and we're not the biggest of NBA fans but that didn't stop us from watching four minutes of the second half and then checking the scores this morning (Baby Steps.....).
Boston hates losing to LA, therefore we like Kobe and LA. If we can get an NBA Finals showdown we might be able to work our viewing threshold up to a full 48 minutes. If the match up occurs we'll also have an increased opportunity to use these......
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Ownership News: A Not So Miserable $9 Buck Cup
Our sources were correct when they told us that the deal with Jeffrey Moorad would be finalized soon. It happened this afternoon.
Moorad spoke with Darren Smith this afternoon on XX1090.
AP News Write-Up...courtesy of XX1090.
The next step will be the ousting of Czar Alderson, which we're told will happen much sooner than later. We will miss the weekly grilling he received from Darren Smith each week on the Alderson Report.
This is fantastic news. Even though our chances of rebounding from last year's abysmal showing are not that great, the new blood should help in at least generating a spark of interest in the 2009 edition of the San Diego Padres.
Manny Ramirez just rejected a 1 year/$25 million dollar contract offer from the Dodgers....guess who use to be his agent? If you said Jeffrey Moorad you're smarter than Jamal Williams (Gosh-Darn-it Jamal!)........
There's hope in the Gaslamp.....
Monday, February 2, 2009
Super Bowl XLIII: Aftermath
- A Subtle Protest: Put on Padres Jersey to watch XLIII.
- Why on God's Green Earth is Matt Millen sitting at that NBC desk? Really?
- There were no commercials that prompted me to look up from the laptop and stop the arduous process of deleting my email in-box.
- Don't like Musical Medleys crammed into 12 minutes and showcased as halftime entertainment....Boss=Good.......Medleys=Bad
- Didn't care who won the game until I listened to the starting Line-up Introductions where each player says which College they attended....Ike Taylor said "Swagger"..... dickhead guy almost cost his team with a late UN-sportsmen like conduct penalty.
- Too many penalty flags.
- Roethlisberger to Holmes TD pass may have been better than Manning to Tyree last year.
- Big Ben does not go down without a fight.
- Great Game from late 3rd quarter until the end.
- Glad I'm not a Cardinal Fan this morning.......unbearable pain comes to mind.
- Holmes deserved the MVP......did Wilhelm High-Five the TV?
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Dear Patriot Tears #33
More XLIII Minutiae
How did Matt Millen, architect of the worst team in the history of the NFL and enabler of massive Detroit Dysfunction, get a job as an NBC Analyst (expert)?
How does this happen (same question but asked twice)?
Is it merely the Peter Principle in action or is it more complex than even that (o.k., that's like two questions right there)?
I can't believe I'm watching this guy breakdown the Super Bowl.....
There is only one explanation.... Matt Millen is a Jedi Knight
Super Bowl XLIII Has Arrived:Predictions and Minutiae
Yes. Cowboy fans ask themselves: "What would have happened had Tony never shacked up with Jessica?". Surely young Romo would have been more focused and the 'Boys would have not only been in this year's Super Bowl but they would have been the team to knock off the Patriots last season, says Cowboy fan. I'm not from Texas and I'm not a fan of the Cowboys. To those fans who would suggest that Jessica Simpson is the foil to Tony Romo's attainment of a championship I say the following.......It's a two way street.....
These two have completely sabotaged each other and we're a lot more upset about the turn Ms. Simpson has taken.....it's a sad day when you begin opting for images of the lip syncing, nose jobbed little sister Simpson. ROMO! We hold you responsible for this! You have destroyed the Holy Trinity of Jessicas!
The Biel
and the Pop Singer Simpson
This is on you Romo! We hope you never win a Superbowl!
Which brings us to today's game...
Steelers 27 Cardinals 17.
The Steelers have a 3 point lead late but the 'Zonies are driving for a go ahead score.....Anquan Boldin goes across the middle makes a leaping and courageous catch only to be destroyed by Ryan Clark, Killer of Men. Who's there to scoop up the live ball? Mr. Do-Everything, and USC's own......Troy Polamalu.
Troy Polamalu is your Super Bowl XLIII MVP.....and Vegas agrees with the assessment. TP helped cover that 7point spread with his late score.
Enjoy your guacamole...