Showing posts with label Woody Paige. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Woody Paige. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Was last night's game in Denburgh?

I hope when our war party of Avengers attend the Chargers game in Denver on November 22nd we're as cozy as these Steeler fans. Look at how many Steeler fans made it to Mile High.


Denver Post columnist, Woody Paige, had some choice words for Bronco season ticket holders in today's column, Paige: Whose stadium is this anyway?:

The 20,000 season-ticket holders who sold their seats — in every section, on every level — to the Steelers' true loyalists should be ashamed. That wasn't a home game for the Broncos. It was a neutralized site.

With 2 1/2 minutes remaining in the fourth quarter, the stadium had been emptied out — of orange pompom party poopers. All who remained were Women & Men In Black waving the Terrible Towels in victory.

Sick effort, Denver. If you don't want your tickets, at least scalp them to people who bleed orange, blue, mustard and brown.

I agree Woodrow! Pathetic display! Firstly, why wouldn't you want to see your 1st place team play against the defending champs? Secondly, this game was as important as they come; the Bolts are on a three game winning streak! Hey Woody, what have the Broncos done while the Bolts have climbed their way back into the AFC West race:

The Broncos are 6-2 at the midway juncture of the season but should have a better-feeling texture, because few outside or, even, inside the locker room believed the Broncos would be so lofty on Nov. 9. But the performances in Baltimore and at home (home?) this month have been more septic tank than antiseptic salve.

The Broncos have been outscored 58-17 and have permitted the Chargers to get back in the race.

Just as alarming, the Broncos have not scored in five of their past eight quarters; they have yet to score a touchdown on their first possession this season (but did burp a field goal after the opening kickoff against Pittsburgh); and the only touchdown scored on Monday night was not by the offense, but on a scoop-and- score fumble return.

One offensive touchdown in two games! That efficient offense managed by Orton has become ineffective and unmanageable. New school has become old-fashioned.

That's right the Chargers are back in the race. Now we just need to turn the city of Denver into Jack Murphy Field at Mile High. Get yourselves to Denver Bolt Backers! Woody, you go film another segment of ESPN's Around the Horn.



Oh, Woody Paige....seriously, have you ever watched this show? Train-wreck-ish.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

More Bad HairCutler

Difficult not to empathize with Denver Bronco fan. Here they are dealing with an issue we are all too familiar with: Upper management "disrespecting" a star player...... now on the verge of losing that player. Difficult not to empathize.....except it's the Little Hillbilly, Jay Cutler. Jay Cutler is a strong armed douche-bag but that's not how a local Denver broadcaster describes him: listen to an excerpt from the Dan Patrick show and initiate hysterical laughter...

[Awful Announcing]



We just find that perversely enjoyable to listen to....over....and over.....maybe the media will start looking at his role in the Phillip Rivers sideline jawing match. Kid's a head-case but please keep him around....he's way entertaining.

For more analysis of "a little Bitch"...click away

[Denver Post: Woody Paige]
  • Paige: Avoid a wreck at all costs
[Denver Post: Jim Armstrong]
  • There's no hiding for McHoodie
[SD Union-Trib: Tim Sullivan]
  • Bronco's Cutler needs to realize that everyone is expendable
Editor's Note:
Blue Ballz said that the audio was lifted from YouTube (and I cannot access YouTube at my undisclosed location) if this is so.....and you want to hear it:
  1. Click: Awful Announcing
  2. Click: Dan Patrick Today
  3. Audio pops up...fast forward to about 1/4 way through the meter