Brett Favre: The "My Dad Indoctrinated Me To Root For Green Bay While Living in California" View

The FAV-RUH-POLOGIST

Once a year now for the last few years, historians and FAITHful followers from all over, anxiously await the announcement from the enclave in Hattiesburg, Mississippi.

Believers and non-believers gather in hopes of witnessing the white smoke rising from the chimney of our new Messiah. Will BRETT FAVRE return to football? Is HE really going to lead the crusade back to the Holy Lands of Green Bay? Could the believers be right again?

GOD, The SON, The HOLY SPIRIT and BRETT FAVRE.

Is HE about to rise up once again, this time from HIS yearlong crucifixion and complete death in the AFC East. After being sacrificed so the Pack could move on. After being betrayed by Ted Thompson (Pontius Pilate) and Mike McCarthy (Judas). It was business. I get it. Time to be done with HIM and move forward. But Judgment day is coming. A reckoning if you will. It is time to pass judgment on those who have sinned... If HIS resurrection is true, then HE will be having HIS "Last Supper" with his disciples in the NFC North.

At this time He will reveal himself to not only the believers this time, but to ALL non-believers as well. I have always believed in HIM. This story has to be true. Disney nor the Apostles of old could write a better script. Admit it. Now is your chance to take that "leap of faith" everyone. Get on the bus to the clouds while you can, because once it is written...it will be too late.

McCarthy and Thompson will burn at the stake for sure. Don't be left out. There is still time. The Vikings ARE a great football team with or without FAVRE. That is fact. They are not going to ask him to do what Green Bay and the Jets asked him to do. They are not asking HIM to perform miracles and carry entire teams on HIS back, to throw balls 150 yards 50 times a game. "Prove you are the Messiah", they said. "Show us the miracles first", they said. They did not truly have faith.

The Vikings, however, truly believe in HIM. This type of "blind faith" WILL lead to salvation.

If the story is true, "BRETT FAVRE and VIKINGS WIN SUPERBOWL", then our faith in HIM will be seen as Truth. Brett Favre being known as the ONE, true "Greatest Quarterback of All Time" will be historical fact.

BRETT FAVRE'S concern for HIS own "legacy" has never been an issue for HIM. People question HIS faith and loyalty to the almighty Pack. He always believed in them. Had "faith" in them. He always wanted to be with them. HE, will eventually be worshipped by all in Green Bay as well. No offense, [----REDACTED----]. BRETT FAVRE had no choice but to find another team and then another. They called HIM a heretic for what HE was saying and what HE was doing. But HE was just trying to have faith in himself. Faith in Truth. What HE has a chance to do now is to truly be the "The Greatest".

Maybe one day people will stop speaking HIS great name in such blasphemy, and just sit long enough to think for a minute about what they are accusing HIM of; and instead begin to appreciate and SEE what HE truly brings to football. GO VIKINGS and GOD BLESS BRETT FAVRE! LONG LIVE #4.
~The FAV-RUH-POLOGIST

One Half of Circus Fired?

Has one half of the circus been dismissed? According to a Gaslamp Ball secret source, Jordan/Jordan Downtown/JDT/Sideshow Bob/Raging Douche has been dismissed by XX1090.

Please God..........do not forsake us.......bestow upon us, your heavenly grace, in our time of need...

Bleacher Bum Jordan Fired!!!
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Merry X-mas....Boston Loses To Los Angeles

Merry Christmas Boston!

You just had your 19 game winning streak ended on the anniversary of the birth of Christ. Two-thousand and eight year old Jesus of Nazareth would have been proud that the Lakers, a team he would have walked on, beat up on a team from a town with the most suspect of race relations over the years. Love thy neighbor Boston.

Truthfully we could care less about the Association. It's been some time since we cared (Jordan getting away with traveling) and despite being from Southern California, we're not much for Kobe, the "rear end defiler" and his team, the "they're so far away from San Diego that we could give two shits that they have some sort of geographical connection to us", Los Angeles Lakers. But it does become a decent story when Boston gets a winning streak ended.....by a team from California....on Christmas! Glory to God in the highest--thank you for ruining Boston fan's holiday.

We might begin to care if we can get this as a 2009 NBA Finals match-up. Rooting strictly against Boston of course...

My son would have walked all over the LAKErs! Go scrape your windshields Boston Fan...or I'll smite you with more freezing rain!