Showing posts with label Sunday Morning Blasphemy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sunday Morning Blasphemy. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Brett Favre: The "My Dad Indoctrinated Me To Root For Green Bay While Living in California" View

The FAV-RUH-POLOGIST

Once a year now for the last few years, historians and FAITHful followers from all over, anxiously await the announcement from the enclave in Hattiesburg, Mississippi.

Believers and non-believers gather in hopes of witnessing the white smoke rising from the chimney of our new Messiah. Will BRETT FAVRE return to football? Is HE really going to lead the crusade back to the Holy Lands of Green Bay? Could the believers be right again?

GOD, The SON, The HOLY SPIRIT and BRETT FAVRE.

Is HE about to rise up once again, this time from HIS yearlong crucifixion and complete death in the AFC East. After being sacrificed so the Pack could move on. After being betrayed by Ted Thompson (Pontius Pilate) and Mike McCarthy (Judas). It was business. I get it. Time to be done with HIM and move forward. But Judgment day is coming. A reckoning if you will. It is time to pass judgment on those who have sinned... If HIS resurrection is true, then HE will be having HIS "Last Supper" with his disciples in the NFC North.

At this time He will reveal himself to not only the believers this time, but to ALL non-believers as well. I have always believed in HIM. This story has to be true. Disney nor the Apostles of old could write a better script. Admit it. Now is your chance to take that "leap of faith" everyone. Get on the bus to the clouds while you can, because once it is written...it will be too late.

McCarthy and Thompson will burn at the stake for sure. Don't be left out. There is still time. The Vikings ARE a great football team with or without FAVRE. That is fact. They are not going to ask him to do what Green Bay and the Jets asked him to do. They are not asking HIM to perform miracles and carry entire teams on HIS back, to throw balls 150 yards 50 times a game. "Prove you are the Messiah", they said. "Show us the miracles first", they said. They did not truly have faith.

The Vikings, however, truly believe in HIM. This type of "blind faith" WILL lead to salvation.

If the story is true, "BRETT FAVRE and VIKINGS WIN SUPERBOWL", then our faith in HIM will be seen as Truth. Brett Favre being known as the ONE, true "Greatest Quarterback of All Time" will be historical fact.

BRETT FAVRE'S concern for HIS own "legacy" has never been an issue for HIM. People question HIS faith and loyalty to the almighty Pack. He always believed in them. Had "faith" in them. He always wanted to be with them. HE, will eventually be worshipped by all in Green Bay as well. No offense, [----REDACTED----]. BRETT FAVRE had no choice but to find another team and then another. They called HIM a heretic for what HE was saying and what HE was doing. But HE was just trying to have faith in himself. Faith in Truth. What HE has a chance to do now is to truly be the "The Greatest".

Maybe one day people will stop speaking HIS great name in such blasphemy, and just sit long enough to think for a minute about what they are accusing HIM of; and instead begin to appreciate and SEE what HE truly brings to football. GO VIKINGS and GOD BLESS BRETT FAVRE! LONG LIVE #4.
~The FAV-RUH-POLOGIST

Monday, January 5, 2009

Jockin' Mike Scifers...All Week Long

On account of Mike Scifers' contributions Saturday evening it is time to give the punter his due.....ALL WEEK LONG!
The following text went out Sunday morning as we reveled in the Chargers' thrilling overtime victory versus the Colts....

~All blasphemy aside...MIKE SCIFERS IS THE MESSIAH!!!~

These responses trickled in...

  • Yes he is-Henry
  • Yes he is-Charger Fan in Donkey Land
  • Horse Trailer-Don't call me Shirley
  • It is truly a beautiful thing to watch-Chef
  • Somebody tell me how the hell Hochuli gets a playoff game? ( The Ghost of S.G. didn't understand the question)

This doesn't include a response from 4th and Long who, as a striker of balls, is sure to weigh-in shortly......on account of it being Mike Scifers Week.

But there were 6 die-hards who chose not to respond on Sunday morning so we can only assume that they felt the statement was Sunday Morning Blasphemy. So allow us to indulge your pre-common era polytheistic tendencies and offer that Mike Scifers is the reincarnation of the Greek God Kikimedes Puntakos. THERE! No blasphemy at all....Scifers is the Greek God of punting balls...discuss amongst yourselves...don't be skerd.

We'll continue to give Mike Scifers run all week.

The Greek God WILL factor heavily in our Heinz Field showdown...beleeb it!