Cottrell Out, Rivera In...And A Defensive Improvement You Didn't See Coming

Wish Granted. On Sunday night we called for the heads of our coaches and today we received one on a stick. It's good to see that Dean Spanos and AJ Smith are frequent readers...and we quote ourselves:

F.Y.I. Norv and Ted---Death by paper cut.....IS STILL DEATH! Fire Cottrell and let Ron Rivera employ a bit of the ol' 46 Buddy Ryan defense he learned back in 1985 with the Monsters of The Midway! We hate talking Xs and Os but it must be done...to borrow a British Phrase: Ted Cottrell is a useless CUNT! He's not the only useless cunt out there either...

(Sunday October 26, 2008)

Cottrell is gone and Ron Rivera takes the helm. We asked for Rivera and we got 'em.......now will we get the 46 Defense? We can only hope! Line up 8 in the box and send 'em all!

Now Rivera can't do the tackling for these guys. You're either committed to puttin' your nose in there or you're not.....but there is one thing that Ron Rivera can do for our players on the defensive side of the ball that not too many others can boast:



.....that's right! He can teach them to dance with purpose....as a TEAM...rather than as individuals doing silly solos he can coordinate their efforts in a dance studio.....to celebrate the advancement of the TEAM over that of the individual. Rivera's co-teacher should be that one fella.....whatshisname?......Samurai.....



....ahhhh...."Samurai" Mike Singletary....That's right! Nobody messes in his neighborhood! It rang true back in the '80's and judging by the rant on Sunday after the San Francisco loss.......well at least we know Vernon Davis won't be messin' in his neighborhood.

Our little dancers on D, need the "dressing down" of their lives and maybe Rivera will give it to 'em---SAMURAI MIKE STYLE!

Our D cannot get worse. It is an impossibility. Good move....and it gives us something to talk about....like the 1985 Monsters of the Midway (:

(OF NOTE.......The video for the Superbowl Shuffle was filmed after the only loss of the 85 season...Dolphins on a Monday Night with all of their idiot '72 guys watching, Mercury Morris et. al.! They filmed upon return from Miami so a lot of guys were tired and chose not to go to the shoot and others (see: STARS) were edited in. Ron Rivera did not make it in.

As a youngster in Chicago I had a general fear of playing the Dolphins in the Superbowl as another loss to that fucker Marino would have made the winter far too long and painful. To my surprise.....some team called the Patriots upset the Fish and met us in Superbowl XX.....honestly, I laughed. The Pats had no chance! Reconsidering the course of history, however, I now feel that the Patriots Cheated us out of our destiny (see: Forest Gump's rescue of Lieutenant Dan) to avenge our only loss against the team to have defeated us in 1985.....yet another reason to hate the fucking New England Patriots!

Steve Grogan and Tony Eason my ass!