It's that time of week again...Sage Advice! Because we're superstitious? No! Because we're Buddhist? No! Because it's a cheap way to infuse Jessica Alba pictures into a post about playoff football? No! Look..it is what is. Better not to ask questions but to know and accept that this nonsense is working...which means, of course, that it makes sense! Without further adieu...
Young fanatics...it is the elimination of suffering that you seek on your way to a perfect state: Nirvana. A victory will bring you peace and happiness thus one step closer to your ultimate goal of Nirvana/A Superbowl Victory. In this state you will be free of petty fixations and you will have compassion for all.
Look at our blog URL...are we capable of having compassion for all?
Trust us. Upon attainment of your goal the anguish in your lives will be extinguished...at that time you will receive an otherworldly glow that only others who have also received enlightenment will notice. When you have reached enlightenment you will find it easy to let go of the negative...
Is there anything else we can do to transcend this difficult task that awaits us at 1:45 pm on Sunday January 11th?
Remember your winning combinations....and stop the Defensive Player of The Year! He is an obstacle to Nirvana...
Thank you Sages.
Hmmm....Stop the Defensive Player of The Year....
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