Saturday, July 16, 2011

Vill Wenable iS A #%^$#* SPY!!!!!

I SEE WHAT'S goING ON WILFREDO. I AM NOT FOOLED YOU ARE A MOLE. YOU ARE A SPY. DON'T THINK I DON'T get it.

BECAUSE I MEMORIZED BASEBALL CARDS I KNOW SOMETHING THAT THE Other 10,032 PADRES FANS IN ATTENDANCE AT PETCO PARK (& AKA PAC BELL ,AT &T, MOBILE WIRELSS, VERIZON PARK SOUTH) TONIGHT DO NOT KNOWO..... I KNOW YOUR DAD WAS PLAYING FOR THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS WHEN YOU WERE BORN!!!! WILLL!!! YOU ARE FROM THE BAY AREA. YOU WANTED THEM TO WIN. LAST YEAR !!! TONIGHTT1!!! YOU SPY!

yoUR 1-4 TONIGHT WAS VErrrRY CLEVER. OH I'LL GET A HIT IN MY FIRsT AT-BAT AND THEN PEOPLE WILL NIT BE HIP TO mY COVERT AGENDA TO SABOTAGE THE PADRES ORGanizATION. GOOD THINKINGG! I'DEXPECT nothing LESS FROM SOMEONE WITH AN IVY LEGUEI EDUCATIONal.

BUT I'M SMART TOO. THIS ALL CAME TO ME AS I SAT BENEATH THE SCOREBOARD LISTENING TO GIANTS FANS YELL AND I FINISHED DRINKING THOSE GICANTIC CANNISTERS OF BEER...... I READ YOUR DAD'S TOPPS BASEBALL CARDS AND I KNOW. I KNOW!!! TREASONOUS SON OF A GIANT!

YOU NEED TO BE LIKE CRHIS DE NORFIA. START DIVING MORE YOU SPY!!

3 comments:

  1. Tell me about it. Aaron Harang admitted he was a Giants fan in his teenage years, and he's been brilliant for us.

    Venable though...

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  2. To add fuel to your fire, Venable went 0-12 with 6 k the final 12 abs of 2010.

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  3. So just in case people forgot... the Padres finished against the Giants last year. TRAITOR!!!

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