Friday, July 8, 2011

F&^% you Vill Wenable

THE PADRES. THEY HAD THE BASESLOADED....


DISCLAIMER..... I JUST DRANK 17 BALLAST POINT SCULPIN IPA'''''S. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH THAT ITS? AT 7.5 % ALCHOLOL PER PINT THAT'S LIKE 127% OR SOMETHING. I'M NOT SAYING I',M DRUNK.... JUST THAT I'M WILLING TO SPEAK FREELY. WILLL VENABLE...

I'VE HAD ENOUTGH OF WILL VENABLE. PEIPLE KEEP WANTING TO GIVE HIM A FREE PASS. OOOOOOH.... HIS DAD IS Max VENABLE. OOOOOOOOOH... HE'S A LATE BLooMER ON ACCOUNT OF BEING A BASKETBALL PLAYER. OOOOOOOOH... HE'S ARTICULATE AND sHIT. HE'S A GOOD F#67#ING INTERVIEW? F*uCK PRINCETON! LET'S GET REAL.

WITH THE BASES LOADED, WILL VENABLE AND ONE OUT WILFRED LOOKED AT 3 PITCHES. HE FOULED OFF TWO AND THEN ASWUNG AND A MISSED AT PITCH ####3. YOU RIDICULOUS JERK.

IT'S ONE THING IF YOU'RE NOT GOOD AT BASEBALL... WHICH YOY CERTAINLY ARE NOT... IT'S AnothER THING IF yOU'RE A DICK ON TOP OF IT ALL.... WHICH YOU CERTAINLY ARE. OHHHHHHHH.... I KNOW. YOU;RE A DiCK. EVRYONE RAVES ABOUT HOW NICE OF A GUY YOU ARE BUT I KNOW.... YOU'RE A REAL diCK. YOU ARE SO LICKY THAT BASEBALL REFERENCE DOESN'T HAVE THE GAME LOG FOR TONIGHT UP AND SHIT... I'M SURE THAT THE PADRES CHANCE OF TYING THE GAME WAS LIKE 107% WHEN YOU CAME TO BAT IN THE 9TH.... AND YOU blew IT!!!!!!!

YOU'RE ON NOTICE VENABLE. NO MORE FREE PASSES BECAUSE YOU'RE ARTICULATE AND SHIT!!!!

4 comments:

  1. Couldn't have said it any better myself AiC. Definitely could have TYPED it better, but couldn't have said it better.

    17 beers + blog entry = epic win. Hysterical...

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  2. Thanks Matt.

    I may have to have Avenging Jack Murphy T-Shirts printed that read, "I'm articulate and Shit"

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  3. I could rock an XL, brown please

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