The Stockholm Syndrome, Hal Brown's Clowns, and Making a Claim For San Diego

Hal Brown's Bleacher Clowns

Help unplug this decade's version of Ryan Leaf. Here in San Diego we have a distinct lineage of abject failures, ranging from the crybaby antics of Ryan Leaf ("Knock it off!") to the foolish proclamations of Matt Bush ("I'm Matt "Fucking" Bush....Fuck East County!"). They have embarrassed us both locally and nationally.

I sincerely doubt that the the Guy From New York and the Guy Who Claims Atlanta with the show named after Chicago Cubs Fans will ever make national headlines but that is no reason to accept any further abuse from XX1090's Program Director. It makes no economic sense to retain the clowns known as The Bleacher Bums. Sponsorship will soon attest to that.

For those suffering from Stockholm Syndrome, I say to you:

"Snap the fuck out of it!!!"

Just because it is cool to regularly hear your voice on the radio doesn't make it a good idea. We are ALL dumber for having been subjected to this program for the last 10 weeks.....including you, Mr. Regular caller. Break the shackles that bind you....you need not be a hostage anymore.

To those transplants who yearn to call in because it is a friendly environment and proceed to start every call with, "I'm a (insert stupid non-San Diego team name here) fan, and I love your show......".........

"You can go Fuck yourself!!!"

This is San Diego and shit like that doesn't fly elsewhere so it shouldn't fly here. Start supporting the place you live!

Here is the official XX 1090 Bleacher Bum Removal Petition: Click here.

There's 291 signatures and that ain't enough to remove these clowns by Monday so get after it fellow San Diegans. In the words of Joey Ramone:

"We want the airwaves....that's right, that's right..."