F8r*KING MLb DRAFT!!!
IF THE PADRES WERE AT THE HELM OF THE DRAFT IN 1940 WE WOULD ALL BE SPEAKING JAPAGERTALIAN. AND I'M A HUuuGE FAN OF THE ROMANCE LANGUAGES SO THIS iRKS ME. IT WOULD BE LIKE THIS harrrRIBLE mix oF GUTTURAL TOLKIEN ELVISH WITH TONS OF HEAVILY ACCENTED PHRASES AND UPSIDE DOWN QUESTION MARKS!!!
THNK GOD JEFF MOORad waS NOT PART OF THE GREATEST GENneRATION. AM I RIGHT? LIKE I Sed.... JAPAGERTALIAN.
Editorial Disclaimer:
The author of this op/ed is an intelligent member of the species. However his passion is distorted due to the consumption of local IPAs. The author enjoys the taste of these beverages but does not quite grasp the variance in alcohol content between the local crafts and the lesser brands. He cannot be blamed for this. Numbers are often difficult.
The author has unmatched respect for modern day Japan, Germany, and Italy and as such does not seek to offend any of his readership with connections to said nations.
While the author believes that historically speaking the implementation of the Marshall Plan was as wise as any 20th century American decision he would be remiss not to mention that without it America may have been the recipients of a new hybrid amalgam language due to world domination via the Axis Powers. This, in the author's opinion, would have been horrible for all mankind...
JEFFEEY MOORAD IS NO FRANKLIN DELINO DESHIELDS ROOSEVELT!!!!
FRANKLIN DELINO DESHIELDS ROOSEVELT WAS A LEDER NOT SOME PHONY PLAYERS AGENT WHO REPRESENTED TRIS SPEAKER AND MURDERS ROW BEFORE HE DECIDED TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT FOR LIKE 7 TERMS. THATS NOT JEFF MOORAD
jeffrrey MOORAD IS. IS. IS. IS A GRADUATE OF UCLA!!!!!! YET HE LOST PLAYERS TO THAT GOD FORSAKEN UNIVERSITY? HOW?
WHERE'S THE COLLUSION, JEFF MOORAD? WHERE'S THE COLLUSION? YOU COULDN'T SLIDE MONEY UNDER THE TABLE TO MAKE SOMETHING HAPPEN? IT'S COLLEGE FOR CRIPE'S SAKE!!! THE MOST CORRUPT PLACE EVER.
WHAT MESSAGE ARE YOU SENDING? WHO WOULD EVER WANT TO PLAY FOR YOU? WHY WOULD MAttt LATOS OR CAM MAYBIN EVER COMMIT TO PLAY HEeRE LONGER THAN 185 DAYS? THERE'S NOTHING IN THE PIPELINE!!! EXCEPT THE SH**T YOU'VE BEEN SELLING SINCE YOU ARRIVED IN THE yeaR OF OUR lORD 2009.
YOU'RE LIKE SOME SUCKER WHO WENT ALL IN DURING A POKER GAME, TOOK A BAD BEAT, AND NOW YOU'RE SCARED TO DEATH. THAT'S RIGHT. POKER STORIES. AND METAPHORICAL ALLEGORIES OF OUR DEMISE.
TOO WORDY FOR YOU? I'M TAKING ABOUT DONAVAN TATE. HE BURNED YOU. HE BURNED ALL OF US. AND NOW YOU'RE SCARED TO EVER GIVE SERIOUS MONEY TO A DRAFT PICK. BURNNNED.
DONAVAN TATE IS LAUGHING RIGHT NOW AND IT AIN'T BECAUSE HE WAS THE LAST FOOL TO GET MONEY OUT OF YOUR POCKETS. HE'S LAUGHING BECAUSE HE'S HOPPED UP ON SPICE AND HE'S USING LIT BENJAMINS FRANKLINS TO SPARK HIS BONG. OR CAN. OR WHATEVER PARAPHERNEEELIA YOU USE TO GET F#$*ED UP ON THAT SYNTHETIC SH*T!
I HAve disDAIN FOR thoSE IN POWER.
Editor's Note 9:17 PM
ARGHHH. I MAY HAVe jumpED the GUN. Three out of four signed. ANd THE UCLA GUYS? LET me EVALUATEe this...
It's possible THIS POST was the reason they signed...
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