This is a great Redskins logo photoshop. I did not create it as I do not have the capacity for such greatness. Instead it was lifted from another blog (probably Kissing Suzy Kolber) and inserted this week for the Sunday Showdown with Snyder's bed-Shitting 'Skins. Who says football can't be literary? On to today's meaning-less/full game.I think the Colts erred in shutting it down last week. Because they are regular season world beaters they do the same thing every year........rest personnel for the playoffs. But where does that strategy get Peyton's bunch each season? That's right.......the opportunity to get out of Indiana early and work on their tans......although this is something Peyton generally fails to take advantage of each January. So what am I saying?
At least let the starters get a half in........and then shut it down like the Colts. The Bolts' offense is clicking on all cylinders but faces a mandatory one week vacation due to AWESOMENESS so it would behoove the Chargers to get a little rhythm going this weekend against the Redskins. Keep the body clock as closely approximated to game day as possible.
Who should be shut down entirely? Anyone who has been battling INJURY. Everyone in the league is hurt at this point in the season but it makes sense to utilize the bye, by giving the Merrimans, Phillips, Weddles, and Jacksons of the world extra time to heal. Get everyone else out at the half.
NORV adding EXCITEMENT:
The rumor has it, that Norv will activate and give extensive playing time to WR Craig Davis. Who DAT? Well, we all know the WR out of LSU as 2007 first round draft pick (bust), Bust-er Davis. Hooray!!!!!! I'm very excited......so excited that I figured out a way to make the game even more entertaining......
yes it is I......Antonio Cromartie.....getting beat once again
AVENGING JACK MURPHY adding EXCITEMENT:Tell Antonio Cromartie that he has to play man coverage all day long. No Zones. No soft ten yard cushions allowing the opposition's wide receivers to operate.....NONE of that crap!
In your face man 2 man coverage!!!! Full utilization of the five yard chuck rule.
Fans can turn it into a drinking game: take a drink every time Cromartie actually touches someone on the field. Ordinarily such a rule would keep a person sober throughout game day but today it will be different!!!!! The Chargers' higher-ups should offer child support bonuses to Cro' for each bit of contact he initiates on the field today..........I know..........I'm a dick for suggesting it!
Don't worry, Cro' is under contract so there won't be any bonuses awarded for something a guy is supposed to do by his own volition........and you don't have to worry about staying sober because Cro's jersey didn't have a grass stain on it. Drink up friends!!! Make your own game!
HOW it SHAKES out:
I fully believed that the Chargers had an excellent chance at beating the Patriots in the AFCCG in 2007-2008 with an injured Tomlinson, Gates, and Rivers. So if I thought that Billy Volek could have started that game and kept us in it I'd be a fool not to think he could defeat a Jim Zorn led team.
Chargers 24
Redskins 17
Mike Tolbert goes bat shit crazy today!!!
EDITOR'S NOTE 11:41 AM:
New England Patriots' WR, Wes Welker, just blew out his knee in an essentially "meaningless" game against the Houston Texans. Due to this breaking news I recommend that the Chargers forfeit today's game.......well they can just send Cromartie out there so we can try the Antonio Cromartie Drinking Game.
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