Are these pads tight or.....is...my...heart.....
The first person I thought of was a blog poster with the moniker "Die Teddy Die".......The word on the street is that aging linebacker Teddy Bruschi is done for the year with a knee injury and we cannot tell a lie....WE'RE PISSED OFF!
We don't actively cheer for the injury of other players even if they are lowly New England Patriots...this even includes the QB known as Zoolander. We were horribly disappointed to see him injured to start the year but hindsight is 20/20...we probably wouldn't have beat the Pats had he been healthy so it worked out for us, we'll take it.
gratuitous ACL destruction shot
But as we profess to not encourage the season ending sort of injury that many Patriots have been subjected to in '08 there is no reason why we cannot, in good taste, question which injuries our readers most enjoyed this season....
This is all a very long way of saying that we are unable to edit our poll to include the Bruschi injury nor will we be able to add Junior Seau when that geriatric breaks a hip in week 17. The only foresight we have shown here at the blog is the possible sideline maiming that might occur to Bill Belichick (that is the sort of injury that we do condone and actively cheer for). The Raiders do a lot of stupid things so we won't rule out a sideline chop block on ol' Bill....after all, the Raiders still have the Tom Brady "tuck rule" to gripe about from the '02
playoffs.
This was an official apology to the poster known as "Die Teddy Die".
The first person I thought of was a blog poster with the moniker "Die Teddy Die".......The word on the street is that aging linebacker Teddy Bruschi is done for the year with a knee injury and we cannot tell a lie....WE'RE PISSED OFF!
We don't actively cheer for the injury of other players even if they are lowly New England Patriots...this even includes the QB known as Zoolander. We were horribly disappointed to see him injured to start the year but hindsight is 20/20...we probably wouldn't have beat the Pats had he been healthy so it worked out for us, we'll take it.
gratuitous ACL destruction shot
This is all a very long way of saying that we are unable to edit our poll to include the Bruschi injury nor will we be able to add Junior Seau when that geriatric breaks a hip in week 17. The only foresight we have shown here at the blog is the possible sideline maiming that might occur to Bill Belichick (that is the sort of injury that we do condone and actively cheer for). The Raiders do a lot of stupid things so we won't rule out a sideline chop block on ol' Bill....after all, the Raiders still have the Tom Brady "tuck rule" to gripe about from the '02
playoffs.
This was an official apology to the poster known as "Die Teddy Die".
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