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Baby's arm holding a plum...kicked with furious anger....pay back's a bitch. What is the capital of Thailand. French Belgian was more angry about getting kicked in the balls. Cheik Kongo wins via knock out.
Congo defeats Turkey in first round of Cabby Turf Wars...Homeland Security Alert Level raised to ORANGE!!!
Don't mess with the French...
Don't knee guys in the balls...you WILL get kneed back...
Crotch Fest 92 The Ultimate...
7:28 pm
Up Next....Axe Murderer versus Rampage
In the diva battle (Mariah Carey versus Whitney Houston-skin tone reference for non-fight fans watching), knockout....Silva might be dead...really.
Rampage evoked God after the fight...It is clear that Jesus wants men disposed of via vicious left hook.
To paraphrase "Mudcat" Grant, "Boom goes the DYNAMITE!"
Congo defeats Turkey in first round of Cabby Turf Wars...Homeland Security Alert Level raised to ORANGE!!!
Don't mess with the French...
Don't knee guys in the balls...you WILL get kneed back...
Crotch Fest 92 The Ultimate...
7:28 pm
Up Next....Axe Murderer versus Rampage
In the diva battle (Mariah Carey versus Whitney Houston-skin tone reference for non-fight fans watching), knockout....Silva might be dead...really.
Rampage evoked God after the fight...It is clear that Jesus wants men disposed of via vicious left hook.
To paraphrase "Mudcat" Grant, "Boom goes the DYNAMITE!"
Pride of Patterson pounds Pussy from TemPE then gets mounted and Perversely Pummeled...that's Alliteration Assholes. Dolloway wins...Go to the Tropicana, that's where he's partying...Dolloway's voice won't annoy you to death, ladies...Get Some!
Lots of blood...it must be that time of month....fight night, you dirt bags! Hammel wins by knockout because Jesus don't tap (that's what Andy's shorts said anyway...better than Condom Depot)
8:20 PM
In the battle of dudes run over by heavy machinery (Mir/Motorcycle and Noguiera/Truck)...The Minotaur is slain by Frank Mir...convincingly!
Post Fight he calls out Brock Lesnar by conjuring Val Kilmer's Doc Holiday....Mir says, "I'll make you famous!"
8:45PM
9:20
Mike Goldberg astutely pointed out how proud, Forrest Griffin is of his Irish background as his Irish themed background music began playing....of course the band was the Drop kick Murphys who incidentally are Massholes.
Griffin through two rounds looked phenomenal landing leg kicks......then he got punched 12 times in a row off of the face and the fight was stopped.
Rashad Evans is the new Light Heavyweight Champ. His rear end looked enormous and in a night that seemed to have an intended theme (lots of crotch shots) Rashad Evans made sure to gesture to his groin and either imply that FG should:
8:20 PM
In the battle of dudes run over by heavy machinery (Mir/Motorcycle and Noguiera/Truck)...The Minotaur is slain by Frank Mir...convincingly!
Post Fight he calls out Brock Lesnar by conjuring Val Kilmer's Doc Holiday....Mir says, "I'll make you famous!"
8:45PM
9:20
Mike Goldberg astutely pointed out how proud, Forrest Griffin is of his Irish background as his Irish themed background music began playing....of course the band was the Drop kick Murphys who incidentally are Massholes.
Griffin through two rounds looked phenomenal landing leg kicks......then he got punched 12 times in a row off of the face and the fight was stopped.
Rashad Evans is the new Light Heavyweight Champ. His rear end looked enormous and in a night that seemed to have an intended theme (lots of crotch shots) Rashad Evans made sure to gesture to his groin and either imply that FG should:
- suck it...or
- tee-off on it
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